A little bit of breaking news from the Pentagon… while we wait for Paris to emerge.

Jessica Simpson has been ordered to rest her voice.
“It is true that she has indeed lost her voice,” Simpson’s publicist, Rob Shuter, told The Associated Press on Tuesday. “She’s been ordered to rest. … She can talk, she can croak out a few sentences. She sounds a little off, but, you know, she can’t sing.”
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