You have claimed not to be responsible in any of them, usually listing the cause of the accident as either “Sneak attack by Decepticons” or “Unavoidable damage caused by protecting freedom for all sentient beings.” via

So after my shower on Monday morning I stepped into our room which had been overrun by industrial strength air blowers. Think hair dryers after they get rewired by Tim Taylor.
Believe it or not, we have 9 of these suckers, oops, I mean blowers, in our house right now and two monster dehumidifiers.
Wet hair [...]