Facebook for old people. [via]

It’s too big to send by email… It’s 3 floppies. [via]

“Kids love playing in the park almost as much as they love ice cream. And vice versa. Right?” Overheard on Praise 106.5.
I literally laughed my head off. (That’s for you Jon.)

Great photo by jessamyn.

OK let me get this straight. FedEx can guarantee my package can get around the world in a matter of a day or two but can’t get me off their stinkin’ email list for a week and a half?

We don’t have a name for the little guy yet and I’ve told myself (and my wife) numerous times that there was no way I would ever get a dog. I’m not quite sure how we’re going to get him home either.
Ava and Kristin were so excited when mommy and I agreed they could get [...]