ASP.Net is Jacqueline Kennedy, while PHP is Marilyn Monroe. Sure, you couldn’t take Marilyn to a state dinner, but she was probably a hell of a lot more fun in general.

This keychain sized gun is real and can still kill you.

I’m not sure if she’s applying to the Geek Squad at Best Buy or not.

The Email Standards Project has released a video to our friends at Google. My face is 53 seconds in.
Email Standards Project - Gmail Grimaces from Mathew Patterson on Vimeo.
If you are a designer sick of clients (the software kind) that don’t display code the same way… support the project.

Another ‘cleaning out the hard drive post…’
This group of commands will move database and files from one server to another the fastest.
mysqldump -u dbuser -p dbname > dbname.sql
Enter password: #####
scp dbname.sql username@newserver:./dbname.sql
mysql -u dbuser -p -h localhost dbname < dbname.sql
Enter password: #####
scp -rp . username@newserver:./directory
** Change DNS to point to new server **