Jamie likes it when I hold her and her bear.

I can’t remember why Ava was so excited.

So I’m about to go pee-pee on the potty and daddy saw that I wasn’t wearing a pull-up or panties under my pants and this is the conversation that happened…
Daddy: “What? You’re going commando now?”
I look at Daddy puzzled cuz I don’t know what that means…
Julie: “She was wearing a pull up… long story.”
Kristin: “How [...]

I didn’t say it. I’m not even going to comment on whether it is accurate… feel free to comment below.
The amount of whipped cream given, is directly proportional to the size of the Barista.