Over at talk.thelife.com, we’re asking Paris Hilton which God she found while in jail. We’re not asking sarcastically, we truly want to know.

It’s become common to hear of jail house repentance and even more common to hear celebrities talk about God like He is sponsoring their music video or movie and is the reason they won an award. Yet, is God really asking for props?

There really is only one true God, that is clear. If the God you serve allows you to do whatever you want as long as you throw him some airtime, you may want to make sure you don’t have an imaginary friend that you’ve named God.

Take a look at a real friend.