I finished the book today. I’ve decided not to be a villain at this point in my life due to the stress of constantly having to be evil. However, this decision may not be the same tomorrow. I’m learning a couple of interesting things about married life. First, sleeping in the same bed as someone else is fun, although when the other person works nights and has trouble sleeping, it makes you have trouble sleeping. Secondly, I eat too much now.

I took out the garbage on Wednesday night, proud of myself for thinking ahead. Then last night (Thursday) my landlords said that they brought it back up the driveway. I had totally screwed up the days. Garbage pickup is Wednesday morning.

Since I made fun of myself, here’s a story about Julie for equality. We were playing Scrabble last night at about 23:00 and we were eating snacks. She must have been tired because instead of reaching into the Cheetos bag, she grabbed a Scrabble letter and came very close to eating it.