“The Transporter” Review

Sheldon Posted by Sheldon on May 23rd, 2003.
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I went to Blockbuster after work yesterday to pick up X-Men (the original) so J and I could watch it before we went to see X-Men 2. Blockbuster was missing the copy they said they had so after 20 minutes of looking around the store for a movie that interested me and would interest Julie, I picked up “The Transporter.”

Oops.

It’s the first movie I’ve seen where they didn’t hire actors, only stuntmen. “The Fast and the Furious” was a bad movie but this one couldn’t even stand up to that one.

I watched all of “The Transporter” even though I remarked to Julie, 5 minutes in, that it was not looking good. Usually I’ll keep watching a movie even if it is bad, just to see if it could get better. With this one I had no such hope. I continued watching it just to see if it could get worse. It did. I tried to think of it as a comedy but it wasn’t even good enough for that.

I’d give it 1 out of 10 and the only reason it got 1 is that they blew up a BMW and wrecked a Mercedes.

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